Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there?
BOO!
Boo who?
Sorry, I didn't mean too make you cry!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carmon
Carmon who?
Carmon in. I'm not busy!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I will tell you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana this time?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda go to the pet shop?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I borrow your dog.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
That's good for blowing your nose!
What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
A. "Look at the board and I'll go through it again!"
Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Why did 6 hate 7?
A. 7 8 9.