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Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." * Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. * Women blink nearly twice as much as men. * Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. * The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. * The...

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